If Prince George knew how to curse people, Australia would be in big trouble.

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when people are like “wow you do a great job protecting your skin from the sun!! how do you do it???” and I’m like “there is great wifi at my house”

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french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER

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i have eczema AND hay fever life needs to cut me some fucking slack

posted 6 hours ago with 0 notes
+ like this is not ok + shut up emily




sorry for jumping on the bandwagon but i actually want to see that john green film just to see how many cigarettes he goes through i want to see if he reuses the same one or at what point decides it’s time to stub out his unlit cigarette and take out a new one how many packets does he go through a year who else has he told about this what if someone asks him for a lighter why does he keep using her full name

Read the book


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y’all are memeing too hard

you put it in your blacklist so it doesnt have the power to meme you

posted 7 hours ago with 270 notes
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posted 8 hours ago with 121 notes
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+ some girls + need to rewatch


Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

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In the delivery room


mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

posted 14 hours ago with 78,616 notes
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That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

posted 1 day ago with 23,682 notes
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this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit


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All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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