If Prince George knew how to curse people, Australia would be in big trouble.
when people are like “wow you do a great job protecting your skin from the sun!! how do you do it???” and I’m like “there is great wifi at my house”
french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER
i have eczema AND hay fever life needs to cut me some fucking slack
sorry for jumping on the bandwagon but i actually want to see that john green film just to see how many cigarettes he goes through i want to see if he reuses the same one or at what point decides it’s time to stub out his unlit cigarette and take out a new one how many packets does he go through a year who else has he told about this what if someone asks him for a lighter why does he keep using her full name
Read the book
y’all are memeing too hard
you put it in your blacklist so it doesnt have the power to meme you
Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish
That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit